THIS IS CRAZZY INSANE DEMENTED SHIT DID HIS FINGRE TURN INTO AN INSECT? ILLUMINATI IS FOR GRANDPAS, THIS IS THE TRUTH OK. GOBLIN IS THE REAL DETOX. EVEN MY MOM DOING THE GANGSTA BOOGIE TO THIS. BUT AYO ABELLA CALL ME I NEED YOU. ODD FUTIRE DOLPH GANG. CLICK FOR THE NEW ODD FUTURE WOLF GANG VIDEO AND AND SPECIAL VIDEO OF ABELLA (YOU HAVE TO WATCH THE TYLER VIDEO 101 TIMES TO SEE IT APPEAR). SOMEONE SAY HI TO CLOSED DOORZ.

“Is it true you are my soulmate?” - Abella Anderson

I AM NOT LA MAMA.

WAAAAAZZZZZZZZAAAAAA! I’M BACK BABY BOO(FIBOOFON) STRAIGHT DOIN IT WILD LL BABY! BRAND NEW I DOSCOVERED PODCASTS, IT’S LIKE MIXES AND RADIO BUT FREE AND STREAM IS AVAILABLE, IT’S LIKE RAPIDSHARE ONLINE YOU KNOW! SOUND PELLEGRINO IS THE LABELLE OF TEKI LATEX AND DJ ORGASMIC AND NOW THEY DO RADIO PERSONALITY ENTERTAINMENT, IT’S HOT ASS FUCK IT’S REAL FUCKIN HOT NOW! SO MANY EXCLUSIVES ALL OVER LIKE CRAZY PANTEROS666, HE HAS A CRAZY NUTS NAME!!!! IT’S ALL THE NEW HOUSE AND ELECZRO FUTURE SOUNDS! YOU CAN NOW GET IT STRAIGHT FROM SOURCE LIKE WATER (PELLEGRINO!!!!!!) BY CLICKING, CLICK CLICK, FREE NOW FULL MIX DETOX BABY!

“Is it mean to just leave you on the bench like a sick puppy looking for ice cream?” -Yurizan Beltran

I AM NOT THE CHAT PENNE GINO PAUL KAST.

DETOX BIG DADDY, THE REAL DETOX IS COMUNG FROM KIDS FROM THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES ODD FUTURE WOLF GANG, THEY’RE LIKE 14 YEARZ OLD AND REALER THAN THE REALEST, MY UNCLE PEDRITO HAD IT ON TAPE CASSETTE, HERE?S A NEW VERSE BY ALREADY-CULT-CLASSIC-LEGEND-GENIUS EARL ON THE NEW ODD FUTURE ALBUM BY MELLOWHYPE AVAILABLE ON THE ODD FUTURE TUMBLER, I’M 16 YEARS OLD BY DA WAY, MANY GIRLS ASKED. EVEN MY MOM LOVES EARL. NIT REALLY MY MOM BUT PERDITO’S WIFE WHO RAISED ME. FUCK THE SOURCE, RAP SHEET, BLAZE MAGAZINE AND PITCHDORK. THIS IS NOW. SONG IS AMAZING CALLED CHORDAROY LIKE HIPPIE JEANS CLICK FOR CLICKING TEH DOWNLOAD FREE.

“Is the hotel free if my ass is a bubble?” - Lisa Lee

I AM NOT A FLYING CARPET.

WE CELEBRATES THE 1 MILLIONTH FOLLOWER AT WEIDRNOTREALLY TODAY! ANSWER THE QUESTION: “WHOSE ASS IS THIS?” AND YOU WIN A PLAYSTATION, COURTESY OF EVIAN AND SEGA!

HE’S BACK!!!! TEKI LATEX NEW EXLCUSIVE MIX IT’S HOUSE MUSIC WITH CRAZY SOUNDS SHOUT OUT TO SIR MENELIK I MEAN! YEAH THIS HAS A MILLION EXCLUSIVES AND SHIT IT WILL MAKE YOU DANCE LIKE CRAZY TO THE CRAZY SOUNDS LIKE YOU?RE IN A TRANCE OF CLUB MUSIC AT THE CLUB, YEAAAH! WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET THIS FREE MIX FOR FREE IS TO CLICK ON THIS TEXT ITS THE LINKS JUST CLICK FOR FREE AND YOU GET THE FREE MP3 MIX DOWNLOAD! IM DANCING IN MY KITCHEN NOW! ALFREDO WHATTUP!!!!!!

“Is it fair to come to the club with 2 sandwiches instead of 3?” -Georgia Jones

I AM NOT DA PERCULATOR.

MONAY AND MOVEZ MOVEZ AND MONAY CLASSIC!!!! BACKPACK ON MY BACK MEANS I’M SMART WITH THE STREET ART WHAT, BROOKLNY FULTON STREET I USED TO SELL KUNG FU BOOTLEGZ VHS TAPES YOU KNOW ME, REST IN PEACE PEDRITO, THIS SHIT IZ REAL LIKE “SHIT IZ REAL” FUCK YOU WITH THE NEW NEW I GOT THE NEW OLD, THIS TRACK BANGS HARDER THAN SHYLA STYLEZ AND YOU KNOW THIS, THIS SHIT MAKES MONEY MAKIN SO EPIC, LIKE SAY INDIANA JONES IN SPACE LOOKING FOR THE DOLLARDS, SOMEBODY HOLLER AT SIR MENELIK FOR ME, CLICK TO DOWNLOADS FOR FREE NATURAL ELEMENTS PAPER CHASE MP3 DOWNLOAD!!!!

“Is it true Bobbito asked for my number?” -Nyomi Marcela

I AM NOT THE HIGH SCHOOL PRINCIPAL.

FUCK EXPENSIVE RAP, ODD FUTURE BRINGS BACK THE BACKPACK OF 1998, BUT A BACKPACK WITH NONE OF THOSE STUPID “RAP CLASSICS”, THIS BACKPACK IS MAD DANGEROUS AND FULL OF DANGEROUS THANGZ, OH YEAH FUCK THIS IS THE RETURN OF WUTANG AND IT SHOULD COME OUT ON TAPES FUCK A DIGI SHIT THIS IS LIKE EDAN IF HE WAS WHITES AND RAW AND FUCK YOU THIS IS THE KIDS, THIS SHIT COOL AND WE GANKED IT FROM DA FADER AND FREE EARL, FREE UNCLE PEDRITO, FREE DOWNLOAD!

“Is the neighbor still banging the neighbor?” -Jasmin St. Claire

I AM NOT AN EMPTY BOX.

IT’S THE CURTIS JACKSON FIVE! FABO, THE KANYE, SWIZZ BEATZ, RYAN LESLIE NIELSEN, AND THE GOD LLYOD BANKS!!!! FUCK YOU! THIS GONNA ERASE ALL MY MONEY PROBLEMS, YEAH UNCLUE PEDRITO I’M LOOKING AT YOU! THIS IS HEAVY BABY, DMX IS ONLY FEW MINUTES LATE BUT MAYBE ON THE REMIX. VERY FUCKIN AVAILABLE FOR FREE, DOWNLOAD WITH THAT CLICK, LOUIS VUITTONELLI HANDKERCHIEF RAP, JUST CLICK MAMASITAR!!!!!!

“Is the château like cat missing the tree?” -Azumi Harusaki

I AM NOT MISSY AT BAR THE CLUB.

WHATTT!!!!! NERDS ALIGN ON THE FOREFRONT OF MUSICAL REVOLUTION, HAS MUSIC REACHED THE LIMIT OF EVER? ARE NICHES IRRELEVANT NOW? IS IT ALL ABOUT YOU? IS FTENCH TOUCH THE NEW LOS ANGELES? IS PHARRELL VILLIAMS THE NEW OLD? IS IT TOO LATE? WHAT THE FUCK DAFT PUNK IN AMERICA IT’S CRAZY LIKE STATUE OF LIBERTY LIKE FRENCH TOAST LIKE WORDS USED IN ENGLISH THAT ARE ACTUALLY FRENCH! FUZCK YOU! NEW MP3 DOWNLOAD EXCLUSIVE FREE JUST CLICK NOW, AVAILABLE IN RUSSIAN TS DVDRIP RS DVDSCR CAMRIP (DON’T WORRY, CAM’RON IS STILL ALIVE). THIS SONG WOULD BE BETTER SCREWED AND CHOPPED.

“Is Tumblr escapism for ordinary people?” -Chrissy Marie

I AM NOT THE FUNK PHENOMENON.

WHO IS JULIA??? I HEAR HER NAME ON EVERY SONG!!! FIRST SHE WAS ON THE VERY BEST SONG “JULIA” BY THE VERY BEST AND NOW SHE’S ON THE REMIX OF THAT SAME SONG!!!! JULIA IS ON SOME KAT STACKS SHIT YOU DIG?!? IS JOE BUDDEN GONNA DATE HER? WILL JULIA WRITE A TELL-ALL BOOK???? IS JULIA THE REAL NEW SUPERHEAD???!!!! THE NEW EXCLUSIVE REMIX IS AMAZING!!!!! CUIZINIER IS FRENCH FROM GROUP TTC, VIVA LA FRANCE!!! LE CHATEAU! “BONJOUR”! VOILA! CHEESE! THIS BEAT IS OFF THE ROCKY I MEAT RACK. CLICK NOW TO DOWNLOAD FRO FREE VIA ZSHARE IT’S REAL DOWNLOAD MP3 FILE FREE!!!!!!

“Is this fish really 1 million years old?” - Kapri Styles

I AM NOT AN EASY ESCAPE TO A PAINLESS WONDERLAND.

SORRY I DIDN’T POST FOR LONG TIME I WAS ON VACATION TRIP IN BUDAPEST WORKING FOR A BOOTLEG INTERNATIONAL CALLS COMPANY - GREAT INTERNSHIP. YOU PROLLY DON’T BELIEVE ME BUT IT’S REAL, ASK MY COUSIN JULES “JOOLIO” DEMARQUES MILANO (9093270007 HIT HIM ON THE PAGER THOUGH HE SLEEPS LATE, ASK FOR ONCLE JHESS-E). YOYO THOUGH PAPI CULO GOT SOME GOODO MUZIKO FOR Y’ALLL. YOYO THOUGH, YOYO THOUGH! TWR72 - TUNNEL THE VIDEO!!!!!!! DAMN THIS IS GUTTTAAAAA LIKE BLACK ROB DOING TECHNO FOR THE CLUBS YOU KNOW. PLUS IT’S CALLED “TUNNEL” LIKE “THE TUNNEL”, GET IT??????? NEW YORK SON!!!!!!! THIS IS THE VIMEO VIDEO DVDRIP STREAM FREE DOWNLOAD GET IT NOW FOR FREE BY CLICKING ON THIS LINK OK COOL YES. TIMBERLAND BOOTS MUTHAFAACKAS! THIS CLUB BANGER IS BANGIN REALLY HARD, LET’S BRING BACK BAGGY JEANS!

“Is it true that Indian Summer only takes place in India?” -Nika Noire

I AM NOT HYPOCHONDRIASIS.

ANDRE DONE DID IT AGAIN-GAIN!! 11 YEARS TO MAKE A LOOP, NOW THAT’S BIG BUSINESS BABY! LISTEN VERY CLOSELY, IT’S A MUSICAL REVOLUTION, HEADPHONES, DETOX BABY! WESTCOAST BOSSIN YOUR BOY BACK WHAT THE NEXT NEXT EPISODE THE NEW NEW, PRODUCTION IS VERY INTRICATE, MUSIC CONNOISSEURS BEWARE, CHANGING THE WORLD IS A MERE BAGATELLE TO ANDRE “DRETOX” YOUNG. FREE DOWNLOAD THIS MP3 DETOX NOW CLICK! SNOOP DOGG IS DA MAN. JUSTIN BIEBER.

“Is Jimmy Iovine funny when he drinks?” -Jayden Jaymes

I AM NOT TRAINING IN DISGUISE.

THE NEW SINGLE, DOES IT COME OUT ON VINYL??? I JUST BOUGHT TURNTABLES I WANNA PLAY IT AT THE PARTY!!!!! BUT >YUO CAN ALREADY DOWNLOAD IT ON MP3 NOW!!!! MY UNCLE TOLD ME I CAN USE IPADS FOR DEEJAYING HAHA HE CRAZY!!!! DOW YOU THINK IPAD IS BETTER THAN COMPUTER? MY COUSIN RICKY (RICARDO MENELEZ IN SAN PEDRO, CALIFORNIA) HAS ONE IPAD AND ONE IPHONE NOW, BUT IT’S WEIRD TO SEE HIM USE IPAD AS PHONE ON THE BUS AND IPHONE AS TV, HAHA RICCI IS FUNNY GUY! THIS NEW MIA IS CRAZY YO, LIKE VERY 2010 YOU KNOW, LIKE A BIT OF EVERYTHING AND YOU COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THE REMIX FEATURING LADY GAGA CHRISTINA AGUILERA!!!! THAT’D BE HOT!!!!! CLICK TO DOWNLOAD NEW M.I.A. XXXO ON FREE MP3 NOW YES!!!!

“Is the stomach flu like having your stomach all cold?” -Aria Giovanni

I AM NOT YOUR FUCKING FLAG.

YO YO JUST SAYING PITBULL INVENTED THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS RAP, AND NOW LIL JON IS PRESIDENT OF SPRING BREAK RAP. REMEMBER WHEN LIL JON YELLING MEANT DIRTY CRUNK ANTHEMS? WELL TODAY IT MEANS A BUNCH OF FRAT BOYS IN HAWAIIAN SHIRTS DRINKING BEER OFF GIRLS’ EARS…AND WE ARE LOVING IT!!!! (I SAY “WE” BECAUSE I WANT PEOPLE TO BELIEVE OUR BLOG IS VERY ORGANIZED, YEAH). THIS SONG IS TO MUSIC WHAT SCARY MOVIE IS TO CINEMA!!!! CLASSY!!!! BRING BACK 50 CENT AND TIESTO, GO SHORTY IT’S YO BIRTHDAY! I RECOGNIZE THIS SAMPLE YO, I THINK IT IS VERY FAMOUS MUSIC FOR WHITE BOYS WHO LIKE SPORTS, LIKE SAY SOMETHING LIKE LACROSSE! CLICK TO DOWNLOAD THE SONG NOW, MP3! I WANNA DRINK SMIRNOV, SO FRESH AND DRINK! HEY! TONY YAYO!

“Is going downtown like going shopping or something?” -Kristi Curiali

I AM NOT A BELLIGERENT NEIGHBOR.

HELL YEAAAAH! DETOX BABY, IT’S COMING! THE ALBUM IS OUT AND THIS IS THE WORLD PREMIERE, ALL OTHER SITES WILL NOT HAVE THE ALBUM BEFORE JANUARY 27TH 2011, SO ENJOY!!!! I PUT IT IN RAPIDSHARE ZIP FILE FOR YOU!!!! EXLCUSIVE!!!!! ALBUM FEATURES SNOOP DOGG, EMINAM, JAY-Z, THE GAME, LLOYD BANKS, NAS, BLACK EYE PEAS, ICE CUBE, LUDACRIS, LIL WAYNE, BEL BILL DEVOE, 50 CENT, BONE THUGZ N’ HARMONIES, DRAKE, SLIM THE MOBSTER, SCOTT STORCH (YEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!), MIMS, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, KURUPT, MC REN, COOLIO, THE DOC!!!! MY FAVORITE SONG SO FAR IS “GANGSTAZZ DON’T DIE THEY JUST FUCKIN WIT’CHA” (FEAT. TOO SHORT & MENELIK THE INTALLEKT), AND ALSO THE CLUB BANGER “IPAD ON DEEEEEZ NUTZ (THE BACKSTAGE PASS)” (FEAT. NUTT DA KID & DJ YELLA), BUT I DON’T LIKE “SERENADE MY LIFE (TEARS OF A DOCTOR) (FEAT. BISHOP LAMONT)! MUSICAL REVOLUTION YO, YO YOU HEAR ME? WHAT. JUST CLICK TO DOWNLOAD THE ALBUM. 18 TRACKS (7 INTERLUDES, 1 INTRO, 1 OUTRO, AND ONE ACAPELLA SPOKEN WORD!).

“Is it true that Santa Claus will never come again if I ask for a Detox cd for Xmas?” -Shyla Stylez

I AM NOT A CLOCK TICKING.